Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm the real Maverick..
Just look at my boots!
Had to throw that in there. Hey, it's finally here. Election day. I can't believe I've been watching 4 hours of CNN per day for nearly two years. I know more about David Gergen and John King than anyone should. When you're watching John tomorrow with his Magic Map watch how he flings the states up and off the screen. I don't know why, but I want to slap him when he does that. Claudia thinks he's neighborly. I've never had a neighbor like that.
David Gergen on the other hand, now he seems like a neighbor. Only your neighbor could have that bad of a comb-over. He probably mows the lawn in a jump suit with white socks and black dress shoes. Probably wears safety goggles too. That makes me crazy. Oddly enough though, if I had to pick just one pundit to listen to it would be him.
I voted early, because I don't have a job and I could. I just kind of hang out and I'm good with that. At any rate, I'll be camped out in front of CNN hanging on David's every word and lunging at the TV every time another state gets flung out of sight. I've got dinner being delivered and I'm going to sit in my PJs and boots and soak it all in. Good luck to all of you that will be standing in line soon. I'm going back to bed to rest up. Vote well, all.