Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Whack on the Side of the Head Wednesday: Kohr of the Matter

Announcements at the end.

I think Ray will be the focus of our attention today.  He did, after all, just join our community on Monday and somehow I want to make sure our friend - and community mascot - does not fade into the woodwork without first reaching his potential.

To be honest, I gave birth to Ray without really having a plan for him.  Peggy was one of the generous readers who contacted me weeks ago, when we were trying to decide on a blog "logo" of sorts.  That's when she shared her vision that the light bulb logo could also be a character.  She suggested the character have different faces and looks depending on what creative idea he was pitching. For example, shedding light on back to school fun? How about Ray with a ruler in his hand?  Halloween ideas?  Picture Ray with a cape and a plastic pumpkin in hand.  Did someone say National Ice Cream Month?  By all means... Ray licking a triple scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles on top.

See... I recognize the "fun factor" of Ray engaging with our activities.  I'm just not sure where, when, or how.  In other words... how is Ray employed?  Other than in a small and periodic order of cards from me to Peggy - which I would use to write notes to readers - how do people know about Ray?

If you've ever worked with me, you know I have a philosophical problem hiring someone or recruiting a student leader without first having a well thought out - and even robust - position description.  In the case of Ray, I got ahead of myself.  One day he was a sketch on a folded piece of paper and by Monday we were "tugging and warring" over a name worthy of his obvious charm and wit.

This is job for von Oech and the collective creativity of highlowaha readers.  Here's the whack...

Look to the Past.  History is loaded with creative analogies.  Napoleon marching on Moscow is really just project management.  Mao waging guerrilla warfare is like launching an ad campaign.  Pick a culture from the past.  How would someone from that culture deal with your issue?  How about from your own personal history?  What were you doing ten years ago that might be useful to you now.  What ideas from history can you apply to a current project?

I just took a ten minute pause to dig out my calendar from 1999, thinking it would at least be fun to take a look at what I was doing.  Again, the historian in me keeps my calendars... I guess, specifically for reasons such as this.  PANIC... My 1999 calendar is the ONE year between 1989 and 2008 that I do not have!  It's the year I got married.  Where could it be?  This is a whole different dilemma for another day and not anything you need to worry about.  I will try to move on with today's post, but know I am completely preoccupied with where my 1999 calendar could be.  It' the kind of thing Prime Time or 48 Hours would have a field day with if I ever showed up missing.

How about a quick look at 1998 and 2000.  In 1998, the only thing I had listed on my calendar for this day (July 23) was the Dedman Center Seminar Room.  This was a meeting location on SMU's campus and we were meeting to talk about departmental assessment efforts (isn't it nice to know somethings never change?).  The day before appeared much more fun.  I went to a prop store with student leaders to identify which props we would incorporate into our week of orientation events.  I also had a Mustang Corral meeting, a meeting with three student leaders about PR initiatives, and dinner plans with a friend to talk about the book, Exploring Leadership.  

The year 2000 was even more fun.  On this day in the year 2000 I was visiting family in New York.  Still, I was ambitious.  My to-do list for this day read as such:  Call graduate school, organize honeymoon pictures (married in November), call Crystal and Meaghan, plan training session for Emory (interestingly enough, about creative programming), and get good-bye gift for Carolyn.

Aha... nothing to be garnered from any of that.  Fun, nonetheless.  Where, by the way, is my 1999 calendar?!?!

Instead I decide to consult the History Channel web site for an idea from history.  The website immediately presents me with a section titled, "Today in History." Perfect.  This is exactly what I need.  Should I go with Today's Lead Feature (Ms. America Resigns)?   Hmmmm... the fate of Ray's future rests in my decision.  No, not random enough.  Not to mention it would make Ray's career pretty short lived.  I will close my eyes and run the cursor over the menu on the left.  Where ever it lands, that's where I'll go.  The choices... General Interest, American Revolution, Automotive, Civil War, Cold War, Crime, Disaster, Entertainment, Literary, Old West, Presidential, Sports, Vietnam War, Wall Street, World War I, and World War II.  

Here goes...

Old West!  Is this a joke or is this fated because this city girl is now living in Texas?  I choose to view it as an omen.  Onwards and upwards.  The story is titled, "Montana Rancher Conrad Kohr Dies."  The story is five short paragraphs, but still I'll summarize in an effort to save some time.
  • Conrad Kohr was a native of Denmark
  • He immigrated to the United States in 1850 hoping to get in on the whole gold/silver mining thing.  He was 15 at the time.
  • Only mildly successful.  Twelve years later he moved on in pursuit of other gold and silver deposits found in Montana.  Now 27 years old.
  • He quickly realized he could make more feeding the miners than he could mining.  Kohr becomes a butcher.
  • Soon after becoming a butcher, Kohr decides being a cattlemen is even more lucrative than being a butcher, so he traveled around the territory purchasing prime animals and then processing them.
  • Within two years, he set even higher visions.  Rather than simply being the butcher or even the cattleman, Kohr decided to shift his business to the supply side of things.  He ventured into becoming a rancher.  He was the only major rancher for quite some time.  Consequently, his business boomed as the state of Montana grew.  He was the largest cattle rancher in Montana for several decades.
  • Took wealth and turned it into political power.
  • Elected to Legislature in 1885 
  • Became state senator in 1902
  • In the end, Kohr was celebrated as a great pioneer in Montana's history.
  • Kohr died in 1920 (same year Tug of War was last competed in as an Olympic sport).
So the real question?  Where is my 1999 calendar and what ideas from Kohr's history can we apply to Ray Wattson?

If you simply can't get excited about Conrad Kohr, then feel free to reflect on some other event in history... even your own.

The lines are open...

Announcement
  • Four very able volunteers spoke up yesterday interested in working on our highlowaha Christmas project.  Julie, Maureen, Anonymous (I think I know who you are), and Brian if you are still interested send me an email with the rest of your contact information (phone numbers and emails) and I will assure each of you has the others information.  Julie will be my primary contact person, as it was her thoughtful idea.
Signing off until tomorrow...

16 comments:

Julie said...

Dr. B - I realize that it's 6:35 where I am right now, and that I don't function all that well first thing in the morning. However, I can't seem to make 10 years ago reach 1999.

In any event, I hope that you find your calendar. I know I don't know you much at all, but I can guess that finding that might be moved to the top of your priority list!

Anonymous said...

Claudia:

I am the annonymous person. Sue Kolkmeier. You already have all my contact information. I am really excited about helping with this project. We do this project at the school I work for every year. Looking forward to helping.

azlori said...

Oh how I'd love to go back 10 years ago...I'd much rather be dealing with a 2 1/2, 4 and 6 year old than the teen-agers they are now! Their problems and dilemas were so much simpler! I was also babysitting a newborn little girl while staying home with my boys. No new school year to get ready for other than buying school supplies for my 1st grader and pre-schooler. Hey...anyone have a time machine? As far as Ray goes...10 years ago I think I'd need him to help me be creative with finances since I was not working full time and we only had one income. Could probably still use him for that purpose with the economy the way it is and 3 teenage boys who want it all!

Anonymous said...

Could the calendar possibly be in the time capsule you created at your wedding? Or is that crazy talk, since the year wasn't over yet when you created it?

As for Ray, 1999 was definitely not ten years ago, so he's probably safe. Sounds like Kohr was a "bigger and better" kind of guy (at his core... hehehe), so maybe Ray will start small, with growing responsibilities and job duties as time passes and the blog grows to its full potential. Maybe you should let him explore his abilities one by one instead of going with your usual "robust" job description. Notecards and costume changes sounds like a lot for a lightbulb, at least to this reader, and I can't imagine these things couldn't grow naturally into a much more exciting role. Perhaps put him on some return address labels, or send us all some stickers with his likeness so we can include him and the blog on any RAK we do. Should we design a t-shirt with the many faces and costumes of Ray Wattson? I'd buy one. If t-shirts aren't good marketing materials, I don't know what is!

Or maybe we should just look at other mascots and think about their jobs. In other words, WWUD? What would Uga do?

Claudia @ Highlowaha said...

Stacie... I love where you're going. Note cards, labels, stickers are a good beginning for Ray... and a t-shirt... that is fabulous!

As for 1999 being 10 years ago?!?!?!?.... Ugh. Julie was kind enough to suggest the problem was her's -due to her reading the blog at the early, early hour of 6:35. Instead the problem is mine. I'd like to attribute it to the 5:00 post, but it's more likely a math problem... or maybe it's because I'm always looking ahead. After all, Christmas in July makes New Year's right around the corner.

Brian K. Root said...

Man, in 1998 I was a sophomore/junior in high school. (My 10 year high school reunion is creepin' up on me.)

Anonymous said...

Hi HLA members!

I think note/business cards would be great starting point for Ray.

At a couple different points during our honeymoon Tera and I were taking pictures of our man Stanley, and people stopped us to ask what we were doing. Tera would enlighten them about HLA, and tell them to visit the site. Not sure if they actually did, but we got to thinking it would be helpful to have a card - or something else - to leave them with.

So after reading today's entry and responses, I think having HLA business/note cards with Ray on them would be a great way to promote the community to others.

maureen said...

The only calendars I actually kept was the one from when I was planning my wedding, my first year of marriage, and the calendar from each of my kids first year of life. I have my work calendars for the past 8 years but they arent fun stuff.

Claudia, when my son was born you mailed me a copy of the Newsday newspaper with his birthdate on it.I thought it was so cool. Before this, I never thought of saving them. I went ahead and did the same for the girls, and again for "9-11". I would need another home just for the past 19 years of archives. I do however have EVERY piece of artwork and report cards etc from school for all three kids.

As for the "adopt a family" you have all my info so you can give it to everyone involved

If I could go back in time the only thing I would do different is go to college. Only for the self satisfaction... I have been debating going back to school but I hate being "the old lady" in the class!!!!
And my son might ask me to copy my homework and notes LOL

Anonymous said...

10 years ago: I was a junior/senior in high school.

As for using Conrad Kohr, I think he's be a great model for the HLA community as a whole, not just Ray.

I think Kohr shows us that we should be open to the changes our community will experience over time b/c they might be for the best.

Peggy said...

Okay, so 10 years ago... I had a 3 & 5 year old... and we were probably getting set for year round school and all day kindergarten in Murfreesboro, TN. I do believe I have the calendar somewhere, but to put my hand on it...

As azlori states... I too, would rather be dealing with those wee ones than my teenagers today...

10 years ago I probably went to work out at the YMCA, then everybody changed into suites and hopped in the pool, then had cheese sandwiches with cheetos and juice boxes... played and swam...and went home for a 3 hour nap!!

Cheryl Houston said...

at home today with a kid that started off sick who has made a complete recovery... anywho... I think Stacie hit the nail on the head.

Here's what I started with this morning: What is the plan for Ray? What’s his role? Is he going to appear weekly, bi-weekly or monthly on highlowaha.com? What will he contribute to the site and elsewhere?

If it was Kohr, he would work with Ray and continually morph him into something bigger and better.


I would doodle him and make plans for him but then store him neatly in a box or a shelf.

10 years ago, I was living in Park City and working at JRRE. It was the year I was trying to get pregnant. So, it’s possible it was around the time we were going through all the testing. We consulted the specialist and were pregnant in early 2000.

Claudia would put him on her calendar and make sure he makes his appropriate appearances. Is that a card, a tshirt, on the blog promoting a bright idea, celebrating our current event, and the list goes on. Certainly we need him to help celebrate each holiday. I think the options are endless for him. The question is how many Ray's is Peggy able and willing to draw?

Anonymous said...

And by the way, 10 years ago, I was living it up in Santa Barbara during a summer off in grad school. Not sure what that means for Ray, but I'm sure he could become not only our marketing director, but also our social director??

As for the t-shirts, I would DEFINITELY wear a HLA t-shirt with Ray's likeness. And I'd pay for it, too.

Anonymous said...

Conrad's story reminds me of something I have been know to say from time to time:
"Just do the next thing."

Not original, but useful.

Ten years ago I had four kids at home and now I am down to one.

awiniowa said...

I have to say that 10 years ago I was an excited 16 year old waiting to take my drivers license test. My birthday wasn't until November so I was one of the last of my friends to drive to school. Now I am reading all of your post in utter despair thinking "I thought it got easier with my kids as they got older"! Oh no...I hope as I get older I find out how to have more patience to deal with teenagers. I have a little while to learn, only having a 5 year and 15month old. I learn something new from them every day!

As for Ray...a wonderful idea about the business cards. I once ran into a stay at home mother who had her own business cards and I thought what a great idea! It gives a feeling of accomplishment I think!! I am in a group that is extremely large and I don't have all their e-mails so the business cards would be very handy!

You could also make Ray a daily quote for the day. Something to bring shine at the end of a great post! You could retrieve words of wisdom from all of your bloggers! I will keep thinking!

Claudia @ Highlowaha said...

Sara.... ooohhhh.... great advice. It's almost profound in its simplicity... "Just do the next thing."

I'll mill that over some more.

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