Thursday, January 15, 2009

Psst...

Sting Ray, here!
Blah Blah Blah.  Who gives  a  *&^%$ about a goal fish.  I'm a sting ray.  I'll stick you.  I don't care what you want to do this year.  Shut up.  You want resolutions.  I'll give you one.  I'll never compete against anyone from Arizona in another snack throw down.  Sun Devils - all they do is sit around and tan.  How did I lose?  

I'm so disappointed.  Wimps.  Why do you need help.  I don't want to hear about it, talk about it or support it.  As Nike says.......Just Do it.

By the way,  all my schoolies, I'm ageless.  Don't even try to guess.  I'm like royalty.  I would say that I'm like a woman in that regard but.........that would be a little too weird.  I prefer royalty.  Don't ask. 


11 comments:

cassie p said...

But Ray, when is your birthday?!

heather said...

Ooooh...Ray is bringing out the attitude today.

Maybe he still has a hangover from the holidays.

Kristen Giger said...

Sting Ray...ha, GOAL FISH here. Maybe you have me confused with those whimpy gold fish kids win at carnivals. Not so. Bring it. That sticker and all...Bring it. Nice resolution you have...to quit!! Must not enjoy the thrill of competition. Maybe you just can't handle losing. So, ageless wonder, big bad GOAL FISH here letting you know that as you take the easy waters and punk out of good competition, my school won't shy away among the safety of the shallows. No, my friend, we will venture into deeper, uncharted waters. We will conquer. We will live to tell you all about it.

azlori said...

Haven't you heard about the dangers of too much sun tanning? Skin Cancer and all? We Sun Devils love the sun but also respect it...You may not know enough to come in out of the RAYn but we Sun Devils know when to get out of the sun! Have a good day Ray...hopefully you will lighten up!

Peggy said...

Ray, did you wake up on the wrong side of the light fixture?

You don't want to start something YOU can't finish!!

So bring it on!

Julie said...

Kristen, I am proud to be your sister this morning! Well written response to RAY!

RAY - keep your grumbling to yourself ... go back to bed, and try getting up again, and starting with a nice cup of coffee!

Cheryl said...

Ray,

Did you just swear on the blog? What happened to our sweet little light bulb? Remind me to draw you with horns and tail next time... I mean a crown and sceptre.

Sting Ray said...

Hah. Goal Fish. Cut it out. Bait fish is more like it. Reminds me of the scene in A Fish Called Wanda. I love watching Goal Fish get eaten real or cheesy snack. By the way, before you go and get yourself in trouble. Here are some interesting facts about me.

Type: Fish
Diet: Carnivore
Average lifespan in the wild: 15 to 25 years
Size: Up to 6.5 ft (2 m)
Weight: Up to 790 lbs (350 kg)
Did you know? Ancient Greek dentists used the venom from the stingray's spine as an anesthetic.
Protection status: Threatened
Size relative to a 6-ft (2-m) man:

Ray out.

highlowaha said...

You're such a bully, Ray! We want to see the kinder, gentler you. Maybe that can be your New Year's resolution.

Come on... Just do it!

Kristen Giger said...

I had a karate instructor who once said "the strong take down the weak...but the smart take down the strong." So you're big...that doesn't intimidate my school...we're like a bunch of smart little nerds swimming circles around you, outsmarting you with each swift flip of the RAY fin.

Cheryl said...

Ray! Be Nice! Our members are supposed to LIKE you- Not beat you up!